BFD (Big Fat Dragon)

As far as dragons go, Fluffy is VERY different.

He spits a rainbow of fire.

He likes to walk, hates to fly.

He sheds emerald scales here and there.

And prefers a cart of watermelons to a family of hare.

No dragon would like to be his friend.

Not just because of his colorful fire 

or dainty walk,

glowing scales, 

or weird appetite.

But because of his heavy legs,

enormous belly and big behind.

Little dragons would throw rocks while he sleeps.

Lady dragons would point and laugh while he leaps.

The guys would trip him on his walks.

And no dragon would offer to help him up

as he lies there on his back.

But he doesn't care you see.

As long as he has his little friends 

and his family.

He likes being big and fat.

He likes his funky fire 

and wonky walk.

He even likes his silly shiny scales

that keeps falling everywhere.

Thanks to Monica, for egging me to write this :D The story was inspired by this fluffy dragon from Fluffy Pwets (who, according to Monica, was being bullied by her other dragons). Check out Fluffy Pwets cool cloth diapers at The Marshmallow Baby Online Shop.